Wednesday, May 26, 2004
Case In Point
After my post below I checked my e-mail and got this little gem from a conservative friend from work named Jeff:
Subject: POLITICALLY CORRECT!!!
POLITICALLY CORRECT!!!
We have been informed that the Arabs do not like to be called "towel heads."
The item they wear on their heads is actually a small sheet.
Effective immediately, please call them "little sheet heads."
Thank you for your cooperation.
So I fired off this response to Jeff:
Great Jeff. Racism goes so nicely with war. Did you ever stop to consider that racism is actually a prerequisite for war? It is. See it is very difficult to get the average nice guy to go and kill another nice guy thousands of miles away. The first thing you have to do is help him understand that the other guy is not a nice guy. In fact he is not really like me and you. He is backwards and cruel and doesn't love his children and is fond of rape and murder. He is also not intelligent. This last bit of information is important not just because it is evidence of his sub-humanness but it is also a good confidence builder. He is not smart like us so it won't be too difficult to defeat him and since he is a moron it is a nice thing to do to teach him how to be like us. Thanks for your help in furthering our nation's war effort.
I'm just confused about one thing. Your note refers to Arabs as "little sheet heads" but I'm given to understand by our leader, who I'm duty bound to support in time of war, that the Arabs are a great noble people capable of democratic self government. That the war that we are fighting is only partially to prevent us from being attacked by WMD but more importantly it is fight for the liberation of Arabs under despotic rule. Our fight is not with "Arabs" but with a few bad apples who hate our freedom. If they are just a bunch of "little sheet heads" are they worth $200 billion of our hard earned money and the lives of over 700 of our superior bred youth?
Oh I get it, they will be good "little sheet heads" once we teach them how. Just like the savage Japs who used to like to impale babies on their bayonets until Douglas MacArthur straightened their little yellow arses out and made them so charming, quiet and civil. Now I understand.
After my post below I checked my e-mail and got this little gem from a conservative friend from work named Jeff:
Subject: POLITICALLY CORRECT!!!
POLITICALLY CORRECT!!!
We have been informed that the Arabs do not like to be called "towel heads."
The item they wear on their heads is actually a small sheet.
Effective immediately, please call them "little sheet heads."
Thank you for your cooperation.
So I fired off this response to Jeff:
Great Jeff. Racism goes so nicely with war. Did you ever stop to consider that racism is actually a prerequisite for war? It is. See it is very difficult to get the average nice guy to go and kill another nice guy thousands of miles away. The first thing you have to do is help him understand that the other guy is not a nice guy. In fact he is not really like me and you. He is backwards and cruel and doesn't love his children and is fond of rape and murder. He is also not intelligent. This last bit of information is important not just because it is evidence of his sub-humanness but it is also a good confidence builder. He is not smart like us so it won't be too difficult to defeat him and since he is a moron it is a nice thing to do to teach him how to be like us. Thanks for your help in furthering our nation's war effort.
I'm just confused about one thing. Your note refers to Arabs as "little sheet heads" but I'm given to understand by our leader, who I'm duty bound to support in time of war, that the Arabs are a great noble people capable of democratic self government. That the war that we are fighting is only partially to prevent us from being attacked by WMD but more importantly it is fight for the liberation of Arabs under despotic rule. Our fight is not with "Arabs" but with a few bad apples who hate our freedom. If they are just a bunch of "little sheet heads" are they worth $200 billion of our hard earned money and the lives of over 700 of our superior bred youth?
Oh I get it, they will be good "little sheet heads" once we teach them how. Just like the savage Japs who used to like to impale babies on their bayonets until Douglas MacArthur straightened their little yellow arses out and made them so charming, quiet and civil. Now I understand.
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